who, I am?

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

hey guess whats next week

(via sepulchritude)

mipexch:

i heard there were bees in minecraft

also a background!!!

(via geminiism)

glumshoe:

drtruth8:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

del Toro’s Pinocchio was released and no one told me?

wait it shows up for me on Netflix but it won’t… let me interact with it…

GHOST MOVIE?!?

What a CRUEL TEASE!

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

(via glumshoe)

elionking:

svmosf:

theycallhasassy:

swag-knight:

chocoperv:

offdawall:

intellectual-hood-nigga:

dopeeeeeeshxt:

Lmaooo everything is wrong with this 😂😂😂😂😂 The end took me out!!!!

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Originally posted by ghetto-bollywood

I wasnt ready 😂😩 👏🏽👏🏽

Smh she trash

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